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Bush's Israelis for Oil Money Program

While, I'm sure that it makes perfect sense to the knee-jerk pseudo-patriots who are goose-stepping like mindless automatons to the tune of Bush's macho rhetoric, people with an IQ greater than 60 do tend to find his "Middle-East Policy" just a tad confusing. Saudi terrorists attack us, and we work off our angst by slashing our way through Iraq and Afghanistan like Crusaders on crack, killing thousands of surrogate bad guys. Palestinian terrorists attack Israel, and they're not supposed to give anyone so much as a dirty look.

Okay, I can understand the Saudi bit. Politicians are always selling their souls to the highest bidder. The Bush family has had its nose in the Saudi trough for years. But, what's the deal with the Palestinians? Why would anyone in their right mind want to protect a bunch of cowardly murdering terrorists (who don't even have stock portfolios), much less confer nation status upon the largest terrorist cell in the Middle East?

Then it dawned on me. I have finally figured out why the Bush Administration is so incredibly hypocritical when it comes to Israel defending itself against terrorist attacks. It's all part of some sort of bizarre (albeit UN approved) Israelis for Oil Money Program. The Saudi's want a base for their terrorist activities in a puppet-state that is completely under their control, and their boy George is giving it to them - no matter how many Israeli (and subsequently American) lives it costs.

Actually, though, I do owe George a bit of an apology. I was pretty much convinced that he was some sort of stark raving anti-Semite. You know, Grand Leapin' Lizard of the Klu-Klux Klowns, or whatever. Upon reflection, however, it would appear that he's just another self-serving, special interest politician - a wholly owned subsidiary of the Saudi Arabian Oil Company.

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